THE ARCHIVE
In response to the prompt “A ridiculous but strangely believable conspiracy theory The Baby Mafia’s Mission There’s a mission that babies arrive with And that mission my friends is this That every time you sit down for your meal They will poo, fart or piss It doesn’t matter what time of day It doesn’t matter what you eat They will most certainly need a nappy change No, it ain’t the cold nor heat You sometimes try to ignore it Hoping it’ll go away Avoiding it never helped anyone Neither did platitudes nor prayer Beginning your meal by cleaning your Baby’s bottom Is something that invariably occurs Whatever you do wherever you go You can’t escape these little buggers You think that it would get better As your baby becomes toilet trained But no ! My friends, the saga continues The notorious baby mafia Won’t let it end! #humour #funnypoems #FunnyBabyMoments #funnybabypoem #conspiracy Apr 21, 2025 7:44:31 pm Notes On The Go added a new photo. What if Two Cities Got Married ?? Mumbai we...